Hello from quarantine

Your friendly neighborhood reporter and columnist has been subjected to involuntary isolation for the past week. You see, last Tuesday morning I started feeling bad. Figuring it was due to a largely sleepless night the night before, I went home for a bit and took a nap. I still felt bad when I woke up, so I took my temperature, and, sure enough it was 101.5. I called in sick to work and my…